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Latest Stock Market Report - - Scooterd - 01-09-2022
In latest Stock Market News
Helium was up
Feather pillows were down
Paper was stationary
Elevators rose
Knives fell sharply
Pencils lost a few points
Mining equipment hit rock bottom
Diapers remained unchanged
Hiking equipment was trailing
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading
Escalators continued their slow decline
Weights were up in heavy trading
The market for raisins dried up
Balloon prices were inflated
Northern Tissue touched a new bottom, - millions of investors were wiped clean.
My buddy sold all his Nike stock .. Said It was a good run.
RE: Latest Stock Market Report - - Kerim - 01-09-2022
Ha!
RE: Latest Stock Market Report - - fenders53 - 01-10-2022
LOL, stock news is pretty entertaining. I'm hoping they get those diapers changed soon though.
